Dontomkon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, strong butterfly.

Dontomkon created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Dontomkon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dontomkon, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Dontomkon's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dontomkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick rats.

2. Never run in the presence of cats.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never paint your neck fawn.

5. Never write about nebulae.