Quagbattik Sidrullab Hamquimtal is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, benevolent deer.

Quagbattik Sidrullab Hamquimtal created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagbattik Sidrullab Hamquimtal, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quagbattik Sidrullab Hamquimtal, she will be very sad.

Quagbattik Sidrullab Hamquimtal's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Quagbattik Sidrullab Hamquimtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat green fruit.