Sasqueeghatciddabfarnliktonk is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing hamster.

Sasqueeghatciddabfarnliktonk created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasqueeghatciddabfarnliktonk, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sasqueeghatciddabfarnliktonk, it will send you a sign.

Sasqueeghatciddabfarnliktonk's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sasqueeghatciddabfarnliktonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.