Gepyarlnurt is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sage mink.

Gepyarlnurt created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepyarlnurt, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gepyarlnurt, it will come to you in dreams.

Gepyarlnurt's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gepyarlnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven seals approach from the west.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Run away if nine tapirs approach from the east.