Foddussbum is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate wyrm.

Foddussbum created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Foddussbum, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Foddussbum, she will not care.

Foddussbum's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Foddussbum's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six shrews approach from the west.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.