Nartgutmad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fast toad.

Nartgutmad created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartgutmad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nartgutmad, he will jump up and down on your head.

Nartgutmad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nartgutmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill moths.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Hide if nine frogs approach from the west.