Dimdibbat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, awesome walrus.

Dimdibbat created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimdibbat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dimdibbat, he will torture you forever.

Dimdibbat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dimdibbat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Always stare at clouds.