Volsawhab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, effective gerbil.

Volsawhab created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volsawhab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Volsawhab, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Volsawhab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Volsawhab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

5. Do not shave your head.