Buttipflan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty slug.

Buttipflan created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Buttipflan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Buttipflan, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Buttipflan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Buttipflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Buttipflan.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.