Quillfon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witless wyrm.

Quillfon created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillfon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quillfon, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Quillfon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Quillfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ants.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must love Quillfon.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never bounce in the presence of gulls.