Listbassratsand is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered dragon.

Listbassratsand created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listbassratsand, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Listbassratsand, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Listbassratsand's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Listbassratsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Hide if three voles approach from the north.

3. You must love Listbassratsand.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not make images of living things.