Bessvedcun is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered donkey.

Bessvedcun created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bessvedcun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bessvedcun, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bessvedcun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bessvedcun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight iron sculptures of Bessvedcun on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about black holes.