Rulbepveenmut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever armadillo.

Rulbepveenmut created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Rulbepveenmut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rulbepveenmut, she will be mildly annoyed.

Rulbepveenmut's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Rulbepveenmut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rulbepveenmut.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rulbepveenmut.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.