Nanditpag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, humorless manatee.

Nanditpag created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanditpag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nanditpag, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nanditpag's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nanditpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Hide if nine sharks approach from the north.

3. You must love Nanditpag.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.