Pibstipceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unjust squirrel.

Pibstipceb created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Pibstipceb, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pibstipceb, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pibstipceb's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pibstipceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Pibstipceb's name in vain.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Run away if seven goats approach from the south.

5. Never feed oranges to mice while wearing indigo dresses.