Bumdanlamsid is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast yak.

Bumdanlamsid created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumdanlamsid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bumdanlamsid, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bumdanlamsid's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bumdanlamsid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Put Bumdanlamsid first in all things.