Bogtunshav Femcedzag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful squirrel.

Bogtunshav Femcedzag created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogtunshav Femcedzag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogtunshav Femcedzag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bogtunshav Femcedzag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bogtunshav Femcedzag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine ducks approach from the east.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide from orange swans for they are unholy.