Dobvid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witless gorilla.

Dobvid created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dobvid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobvid, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dobvid's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dobvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never sing in the presence of snakes.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not speak about garlic.