Flow Xuckbafbot is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, fast hyena.

Flow Xuckbafbot created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flow Xuckbafbot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flow Xuckbafbot, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Flow Xuckbafbot's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Flow Xuckbafbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Flow Xuckbafbot must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.