Milzimzan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, charitable alligator.

Milzimzan created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milzimzan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Milzimzan, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Milzimzan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Milzimzan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Milzimzan loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Milzimzan loves birds, so they must be respected.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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