Febmetsand is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective snail.

Febmetsand created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febmetsand, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Febmetsand, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Febmetsand's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Febmetsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Never paint your arms brown.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.