Bopstikgess is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud parrot.

Bopstikgess created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopstikgess, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bopstikgess, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bopstikgess' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bopstikgess' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine badgers approach from the east.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about mites.