Hommiddun is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive aardvark.

Hommiddun created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hommiddun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hommiddun, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hommiddun's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hommiddun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Hommiddun on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.
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