Flabtikdim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciless gerbil.

Flabtikdim created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabtikdim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flabtikdim, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flabtikdim's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Flabtikdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Do not cook food in pots.