Jopwodyart is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, quiet tapir.

Jopwodyart created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jopwodyart, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jopwodyart, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jopwodyart's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jopwodyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Hide from gray sheep for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Never jump near seals.