Cipvenveen is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, humorless manatee.

Cipvenveen created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cipvenveen, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cipvenveen, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cipvenveen's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cipvenveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cipvenveen.

5. Never run in the presence of porpoises.