Megwitkan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, temperamental finch.

Megwitkan created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megwitkan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Megwitkan, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Megwitkan's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Megwitkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Fast once a month.