Cisscussveen is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless parrot.

Cisscussveen created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cisscussveen, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cisscussveen, she will not care.

Cisscussveen's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cisscussveen's Holy Commandments

1. Cisscussveen must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.