Witgetbog Hubarmpopfit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing hummingbird.

Witgetbog Hubarmpopfit created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witgetbog Hubarmpopfit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Witgetbog Hubarmpopfit, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Witgetbog Hubarmpopfit's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Witgetbog Hubarmpopfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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