Febnibyik is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sage unicorn.

Febnibyik created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febnibyik, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Febnibyik, it will turn you into a mouse.

Febnibyik's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Febnibyik's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.