Wotmitbog is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humorless naga.

Wotmitbog created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Wotmitbog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wotmitbog, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wotmitbog's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wotmitbog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wotmitbog.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must love Wotmitbog.

4. Hide from gray pigs for they are unholy.

5. Feed all hungry snails.
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