Flowvagfad is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful
rat.
Flowvagfad created light three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flowvagfad, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Flowvagfad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Flowvagfad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Flowvagfad's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured otters.
2. Retreat if six moths approach from the south.
3. Never talk about amino acids.
4. Always help bats in need.
5. Worship no other gods but Flowvagfad.