Yatmisquim is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing
hippopotamus.
Yatmisquim created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yatmisquim, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Yatmisquim, he will turn you into a mole.
Yatmisquim's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Yatmisquim's Holy Commandments1. Manatees are not to be trusted.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not speak about parsnips.
4. Do not dye your hair purple.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.