Kemdodnibvedafgam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful hippopotamus.

Kemdodnibvedafgam created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemdodnibvedafgam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kemdodnibvedafgam, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kemdodnibvedafgam's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kemdodnibvedafgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Worship no other gods but Kemdodnibvedafgam.
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