Ranhenfub is a god.

He takes the form of a large, clever camel.

Ranhenfub created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranhenfub, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ranhenfub, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ranhenfub's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ranhenfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not hurt seals.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help sick badgers.