Quatdutkanyim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty salamander.

Quatdutkanyim created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatdutkanyim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quatdutkanyim, it will send minions to preach to you.

Quatdutkanyim's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Quatdutkanyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Quatdutkanyim on top of all buildings.