Fatparktargrigstip is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy clam.

Fatparktargrigstip created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatparktargrigstip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fatparktargrigstip, it will strike you with lightening.

Fatparktargrigstip's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fatparktargrigstip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must love Fatparktargrigstip.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.
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