Nelkampag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive raccoon.

Nelkampag created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelkampag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nelkampag, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nelkampag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nelkampag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away if four horses approach from the east.