Miltabnutpom is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective capybara.

Miltabnutpom created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miltabnutpom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Miltabnutpom, he will turn you into a slug.

Miltabnutpom's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Miltabnutpom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Miltabnutpom.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Hide from black frogs for they are unholy.