Rappansig Bus is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, humane crane.

Rappansig Bus created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rappansig Bus, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rappansig Bus, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Rappansig Bus' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Rappansig Bus' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rappansig Bus.

5. Pray towards the east.