Flamveenjop is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, benevolent squid.

Flamveenjop created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamveenjop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flamveenjop, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flamveenjop's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Flamveenjop's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always wear cyan.