Dudriggom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient fox.

Dudriggom created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudriggom, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dudriggom, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dudriggom's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dudriggom's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Worship no other gods but Dudriggom.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Retreat if three grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Dudriggom loves foxes, so they must be honoured.