Camtailcab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, egotistical monkey.

Camtailcab created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Camtailcab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Camtailcab, he will turn you into a goat.

Camtailcab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Camtailcab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Never bounce near rats.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never pour water over plants.