Ominbifbast is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering human.

Ominbifbast created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ominbifbast, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ominbifbast, he will destroy your favourite star.

Ominbifbast's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Ominbifbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never go into gray rooms.