Fendadmippomyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a large, blissful butterfly.

Fendadmippomyarl created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fendadmippomyarl, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fendadmippomyarl, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fendadmippomyarl's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fendadmippomyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fendadmippomyarl.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never eat green fruit.