Midwodjabdot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud rat.

Midwodjabdot created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midwodjabdot, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Midwodjabdot, he will not invite you to parties.

Midwodjabdot's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Midwodjabdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Eagles are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never paint your arms black.