Stigbegwee is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, almighty chinchilla.

Stigbegwee created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Stigbegwee, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stigbegwee, he will manifest in front of you.

Stigbegwee's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Stigbegwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed aubergines to aardvarks while wearing green rings.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Do not run in public.