Kadbudtim Sand is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, impressive crane.

Kadbudtim Sand created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadbudtim Sand, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kadbudtim Sand, it will laugh at you.

Kadbudtim Sand's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Kadbudtim Sand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Never wear cyan corsets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not kill tortoises.

5. Kadbudtim Sand must be the most important thing in your life.