Riglopmot is a god.

He takes the form of a small, charitable crab.

Riglopmot created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Riglopmot, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Riglopmot, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Riglopmot's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Riglopmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Run away if six great tits approach from the east.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about galaxies.