Bonhakfarncapyogbemrag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, annoying otter.

Bonhakfarncapyogbemrag created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonhakfarncapyogbemrag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bonhakfarncapyogbemrag, he will think nothing of it.

Bonhakfarncapyogbemrag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bonhakfarncapyogbemrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Fast once a month.